Ren and Stimpy Flashbacks

This is what was going through my head as I was trying to fall asleep last night:

• What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs,
• Rolls over your neighbors dog?
• It sits on your back, it's great for a snack
• It's log, log, log
• It's log, it's log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood
• It's log, it's log, it's better than bad it's good!

So, move over important stuff I learned in grad school (oxymoron?), the Log For Girls theme song is claiming some memory space.